Thomas Jefferson:
Look I’ve had enough of your crap.
King George: What did
I do? What crap are you talking about?
Thomas Jefferson:
First the Stamp Act, when you taxed all our printed goods, then, The Tea
Act, when you taxed all the tea. You
know we all drink a lot of tea. Third,
the Boston Massacre when you shot my friends.
It’s out right to do this and I don’t have to explain any of this to
you. But, looking at just those three
points, you can’t blame us for wanting to break apart from you.
King George: Come on, give me another chance. I can change.
Thomas Jefferson: Oh
really, you already turned away my Olive Branch Petition asking you for time to
rethink our decisions and we started our own Congress to discuss your intolerable
acts. You took neither of these appeals
seriously. You didn’t even consider our
Olive Branch Petition.
I speak for all true American
Colonists. We are leaving.
King George: Well, I
shall not allow this; and you can expect a full on war.
Thomas Jefferson: It
is our right to declare independence from you.
We shall be ready and we shall win your war.
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